Man goes into a cocktail bar and approaches maxine sitting by herself.
Man says: May i buy you a cocktail?
Maxine says: No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.
Man: Sorry to hear that. do they swell?
maxine: No they open.
2006-12-04 21:34:28 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG........LOL......there's honesty for you ..............LOL
Thanks for sharing and have a great week : - )
2006-12-04 23:14:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute! And probably the truth as most of us probably got here by Mom and Dad and a wee Dram!
2006-12-05 05:37:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I like it. It's a good one. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great week!
2006-12-05 18:05:12 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but true. alcohol makes you do crazy things.
2006-12-05 05:35:55 · answer #4 · answered by Amanda 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-12-05 05:57:29 · answer #5 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha he he
2006-12-05 05:38:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i can deal with that with a good massage
2006-12-05 05:38:13 · answer #7 · answered by Jomtien C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats was truly funny, thank you
2006-12-05 05:48:38 · answer #8 · answered by Boliver Bumgut 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-12-05 05:36:47 · answer #9 · answered by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very very funny
2006-12-05 05:52:31 · answer #10 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋