Mixed drinks?

Question

A girl goes into a bar.
She says, "Bartender, give me a triple Jack Daniel's."
He gives her a triple Jack Daniel's, and she belts it down. She has five more in a row, belts them all down, passes out dead drunk,
and everybody in the bar f---s her.
The next night, she walks into the bar, and says, "Bartender, give me a triple Jack Daniel's."
He gives her a triple Jack Daniel's, and she belts it down. She has five more in a row, belts them all down, passes out dead drunk,
and everybody in the bar f---s her again.
The next night, she walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a triple Tequila."
He says, "I thought you drank Jack Daniel's."
She says, "Not any more. Jack Daniel's makes my pu--y sore."

Answer 1

LOL, You are tooooooooo much....
what do u have in your blood? Hemoglobin, ? hemogoblin? or just a sense of humour,
Babe I would love to get into your jeans......oops genes....

Answer 2

I dont beleive it 6/10

Answer 3

Do I like that? - YES, great 10 / 10

Answer 4

Only average I'm afraid

Answer 5

(Cracks a smile and chuckles in me throat).

Ah, lass.

There but for a Y chromosome and the grace of God, go I.

Answer 6

Bell's whisky does the same to me !

Answer 7

ah poor puxxy needs a good stroking

Answer 8

but doesnt Tequila make her clothes fall off? ;-D

Answer 9

OMFG!
that was a pearler!
where do you get them all from?

Answer 10

that poor cat it needs a good stroking