A man walks into his local bar with a big grin on his face. The barman asks why are you so happy ?
The man says well last night when I left here drunk I was wobbling home down by the railway when I saw this woman tied to the tracks. I ran down as fast as I could and rescued her. It was great we made love all night. Wow said the barman did you get a bj ? No said the man I never found the head !!
2006-12-04 20:09:27 · 15 answers · asked by Jexf 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Eww, Yuck! You put a fast one on us, didn't you, you sly dog?!
2006-12-04 20:35:12 · answer #1 · answered by rosey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Nice 1, dude!
2006-12-04 20:12:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The head is always at the front of the train
2006-12-04 20:12:56 · answer #3 · answered by Reese 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo thats a sicky man!!
2006-12-04 20:21:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda sick...still made me laugh tho
2006-12-04 20:18:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl, nearly as good as the wallmart one :)
2006-12-04 20:15:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhh!!! What a sick man he is? but still funny .
2006-12-04 20:24:47 · answer #7 · answered by pinky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny... bit weird but funny
2006-12-04 20:15:37 · answer #8 · answered by polly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, old but funny
2006-12-04 20:13:05 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was he legless ?
2006-12-04 23:29:03 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋