i am makeing a collection of jokes and i'd like to know if anyone in the military know of any jokes involveing dumb blondes, thanks in advance?
2006-12-04 20:00:51 · 9 answers · asked by w.m.d's_bro 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
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2006-12-04 20:02:04 · update #1
geez!! that lostoki sure has lost it, he don't make sense.
2006-12-05 05:59:56 · update #2
here's a nice joke about a blonde, lol
Just one more blonde joke?
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead escaped from prison.
As they passed an old farm, they decided to hide in the barn.
After about an hour or so, they heard voices outside and realized that the cops had found them.
Luckily, they each found a big gunny sack to hide in.
When the cops went inside the barn, one of them saw the sacks and kicked the first one.
The brunette was inside and she said, "Meow".
The cop said, "Oh. It's just a bunch of cats!"
Then he kicked the next sack.
The redhead was inside and she said, "Woof! Woof!"
The cop said, "Oh it's just a bunch of puppies!"
Then he kicked the sack with the blonde in it.
She said, "Potatoes!"
2006-12-05 06:10:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
To answer your specific question directly; yes I have several having actually served in the army.
I see that you didn't ask for anyone to share these jokes with you so I guess I won't. But....if you would like 1 or 2 of these jokes just answer me a basic question regarding Field Artillery. Since you have stated that you have EXTENSIVE military knowledge this should be a breeze. Ready?
Regarding Field Artillery pieces what is the difference between a cannon and a howitzer. I'll give you a hint.... there is only one correct military answer. I learned the difference during the extensive military training I received during my FAOBC.
I look forward to receiving you answer.
I ust reviewed the blond joke others have provided to you. I don't seen any that have anything to do with blonds in the Army...
2006-12-05 04:18:50 · answer #2 · answered by iraq51 7 · 1⤊ 7⤋
whats the differnece between an I.Q of a blonde and gorund zero?
answer : none
lol, imao
2006-12-05 12:04:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a blonde with a dollar stuck to her forehead?
All you can eat for under a buck.
2006-12-05 04:12:10 · answer #4 · answered by kitty fresh & hissin' crew 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
knock on the door.
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It's not an "Army" blonde joke... but it's military-ish! lol
2006-12-05 04:34:47 · answer #5 · answered by lisalvlarie 2 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't find any military blonde jokes. but how about?
At a meeting in a factory, a lecturer from the district Party committee tells the workers about their bright future in Russia.
"See, comrades, after this five-year plan is completed, every family will have a separate apartment. After the next five-year plan is completed, every worker will have a car! And after one more five-year plan is completed, every family will own an airplane!"
From the audience, somebody asks, "What the hell one may need an airplane for?"
"Don't you see comrades? Let's say, there are shortages in potatoes supplies in your city. No problem! You take your own plane, fly to Moscow and buy potatoes!"
or
A delegation of foreign communists came to see a Moscow kindergarten. Before they came, the kids were instructed to answer every question by the visitors with just one sentence, "In Russia everything is the best in the world."
The visitors came and asked their questions:
"Children, do you like your kindergarten?"
"In Russia everything is the best in the world!" the kids shouted.
"And what about the food you get?"
"In Russia everything is the best in the world!"
"Do you like your toys?"
"In Russia everything is the best in the world!"
At that, the smallest boy in the group started crying.
"Misha, why are you crying? What happened?"
"I want to go to Russia!"
2006-12-05 05:36:44 · answer #6 · answered by lostokieboy 4 · 0⤊ 6⤋
two blondes are standing on opposites sides of the road. one screams to the other, "how do i get to the other side?". the second blonde responds, "you are on the other side"
2006-12-05 04:14:33 · answer #7 · answered by voodoo6156 2 · 8⤊ 0⤋
USA Military in here : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Ano.jpg
ask them yourself !!
2006-12-05 04:05:47 · answer #8 · answered by صداÙ? ØسÙ?Ù? عبد اÙ?Ù?جÙ?د اÙ?تÙ?رÙ?ت٠1 · 5⤊ 8⤋
Military Blonde Jokes? I've never heard one. Why don't you ask one of your other IDs? You know the ones you cheat in here with:
Here I'll name them:
Alpha.male 26 best answers, all but 1 from the other names on this list.! Coincidence?
Alpha.female 20 best answers all from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
The_reporter 21 best answers, all but 3 from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
News.caster 15 best answers, all from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
Mr.truth 23 best answers, all but 1 from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
Mrs.truth 21 best answers, all from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
Mixed_nuts / W.M.D 2 best answers, both from news.caster! Coincidence?
Out of a total of 128 best answers all but 5 are from these 7 IDs. Coincidence?
This is out of 133 questions ask by these ID. They award 96.25 best answers to himself.
This is out of a total of 300 questions answered. Giving them a 42.6% Best answer when he should really have a 1.6 % best answer. Got to love a cheater. Coincidence?
BUT FOR YOUR JOKE...
Stalin summoned Radek and said, "I know you spread jokes about me. It's impertinent."
"Why?"
"I am the Great Leader, Teacher, and Friend of the people after all."
"No, I've not told anybody this joke."
Alpha.male 26 best answers, all but 1 from the other names on this list.! Coincidence?
Alpha.female 20 best answers all from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
The_reporter 21 best answers, all but 3 from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
News.caster 15 best answers, all from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
Mr.truth 23 best answers, all but 1 from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
Mrs.truth 21 best answers, all from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
Mixed_nuts / W.M.D 2 best answers, both from news.caster! Coincidence?
Out of a total of 128 best answers all but 5 are from these 7 IDs. Coincidence?
This is out of 133 questions ask by these ID. They award 96.25 best answers to himself.
This is out of a total of 300 questions answered. Giving them a 42.6% Best answer when he should really have a 1.6 % best answer. Got to love a cheater. Coincidence?
Alpha.male 26 best answers, all but 1 from the other names on this list.! Coincidence?
Alpha.female 20 best answers all from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
The_reporter 21 best answers, all but 3 from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
News.caster 15 best answers, all from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
Mr.truth 23 best answers, all but 1 from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
Mrs.truth 21 best answers, all from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
Mixed_nuts / W.M.D 2 best answers, both from news.caster! Coincidence?
Out of a total of 128 best answers all but 5 are from these 7 IDs. Coincidence?
This is out of 133 questions ask by these ID. They award 96.25 best answers to himself.
This is out of a total of 300 questions answered. Giving them a 42.6% Best answer when he should really have a 1.6 % best answer. Got to love a cheater. Coincidence?
Alpha.male 26 best answers, all but 1 from the other names on this list.! Coincidence?
Alpha.female 20 best answers all from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
The_reporter 21 best answers, all but 3 from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
News.caster 15 best answers, all from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
Mr.truth 23 best answers, all but 1 from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
Mrs.truth 21 best answers, all from the other names on this list! Coincidence?
Mixed_nuts / W.M.D 2 best answers, both from news.caster! Coincidence?
Out of a total of 128 best answers all but 5 are from these 7 IDs. Coincidence?
This is out of 133 questions ask by these ID. They award 96.25 best answers to himself.
This is out of a total of 300 questions answered. Giving them a 42.6% Best answer when he should really have a 1.6 % best answer. Got to love a cheater. Coincidence?
2006-12-05 05:44:32 · answer #9 · answered by tattle.tale 1 · 0⤊ 7⤋