(((((((((((Ring-g-g-g-g)))))))))))
***pick up***
"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy," .... "Is your Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Unc'a Frank,"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle
Frank, honey!"
"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy right now!"
"Uh, Okay, then......here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank
that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming, then
she tripped over the rug and went flying out the front window and now she's
all dead."
"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he
jumped out the back
window into the swimming pool.....but he must have forgot that last
week you took out all the
water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's
all
real dead too."
***long pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039?
"No! This is 555-7093" the little girl said.
"Damn, I must have dialled the wrong number!"
2006-12-04 19:01:53 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT MADE MY MORNING !!!!!!!!!!
I owe you a cup of coffee
2006-12-04 19:06:56 · answer #1 · answered by e_guanajuato 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like you, love these possible scenarios lol.
Alternative ending
"OK honey, I want you to hang up and then call me back on my cell (has to be an American Family!!) phone and say." "Hello Daddy, Uncle Frank and Mommy have had some fun but thay are real sorry now...., and you were right Uncle Frank did have it in for ya as he was really into Mommy and she really agreed as she keep shouting f--k me Frank, yes o yes yes Frank OMG yes Frank..".
Ta! IMAO 10/10
2006-12-05 08:01:24 · answer #2 · answered by Gem of Wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Morning to you too!
Omg That Was Hilarious lmaooooo
2006-12-04 19:08:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!
2006-12-04 19:06:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great, 10 / 10 -shall be commenting on all your jokes today as I've just rec'd my violation emails
2006-12-04 19:56:55 · answer #5 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The moral of the tale must be look before you leap !
2006-12-04 23:38:17 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one, but I heard it before in a different version.
2006-12-04 19:09:03 · answer #7 · answered by London Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it a long time ago & not to the standard of your other jokes
2006-12-05 10:48:30 · answer #8 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
morning glad to see you are back and with a vengence 10/10
2006-12-05 00:18:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as funny a joke as have ever passed through your fingers
top of the morning to you my lady xx
2006-12-05 04:43:03 · answer #10 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good but a bit old
2006-12-04 19:07:28 · answer #11 · answered by Marin S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋