After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have
been
developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up, pull forward, back up and so forth and
repeat as many times as required to align car window with the ATM
machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to
locate
bank card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way with magnetic strip pointing the
way the little picture indicates.
10. Dig through handbag and examine each receipt to see if
PIN# is written there. Finally, search through phone book to find your
PIN
written on the inside of the back page.
11. Enter PIN into ATM machine .
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash
inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place
receipt
in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card
into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind
you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
2006-12-04 17:40:37 · 11 answers · asked by kevnbn 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA this is the best one I've heard in a long while. Women only have 27 steps, im sureee its more than that! maybe 132. I believe you forgot the part when they search the floor where they dropped their make-up. And when they're yelling at the crying baby in the backseat. Cheers!
~Chad~
2006-12-04 18:00:42 · answer #1 · answered by Chad 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
We are not that bad. Some of it yes but really, not knowing the pin number is a bit too much!
2006-12-04 18:16:05 · answer #2 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Boo with a caps B! Booooooo
2006-12-04 17:57:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
your very observing.were you waiting for your girlfriend to give you some money so you can go to the pub?you shouldnt complain.
2006-12-04 18:32:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG ......................LOL.......... really some of it is right ........but I must say some of it is exaggerated.....so please be a bit more kinder or give us a break ...LOL.
Thanks for sharing and have a great week ahead : - )
2006-12-04 18:08:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
gimme a break lol
2006-12-04 17:42:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha,ha,ha...How did you know? Are you stalking me?
2006-12-04 20:51:21 · answer #7 · answered by fbbfh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, clever. i only do #2!
2006-12-04 17:44:58 · answer #8 · answered by Nikki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2006-12-04 18:55:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats the question>?
2006-12-04 17:44:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋