because he got nailed into the boards
2006-12-04 17:24:49 · 10 answers · asked by karen h 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hope you feel better and get a good laugh, but you know you wouldn't have the keen mind you have or the sense of humor if Jesus didn't die on the cross so that you might live.
Sad you find humor in the death of our Lord, but not to worry, He arose and is ready to save your little self, even with this sick spirit.
Oh, and Merry Christmas! He did that too!
2006-12-04 17:29:07 · answer #1 · answered by OPTIMIST 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
It's funny that humor makes fun of everything all equally. But when humor makes fun of someone's particular preference they get easily butthurt and offended by the humor. Double standards eh? For the easily offended and butthurt out there, you have no place with humor. Only in America does double standards apply and exist.
2006-12-04 17:50:30 · answer #2 · answered by Soggy Waffles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny that the jebus freaks have no sense of humor
Jesus went to an inn and threw three nails at the clerk and said "can you put me up for the night?"
2006-12-04 17:37:51 · answer #3 · answered by al p 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Your gonna get your cyber butt kicked with this joke man. Be prepared for the Christians to start nailing your butt!
2006-12-04 17:26:45 · answer #4 · answered by Peanut Butter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is totally wrong. Jesus, the Son of God, dies for your sins and this is the thanks he gets? You making jokes about his sacrifice, especially now during the festive season when we are celebrating His birth?
This is not funny! Not amusing! Jesus is to be praised and worshiped not made fun of His sacrifice for us. He is God Almighty!
Go watch 'Passion of the Christ' and read the Bible.
2006-12-04 17:56:10 · answer #5 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He doesnt need water to be frozen in order to walk on it.
2006-12-04 17:26:13 · answer #6 · answered by Kieth Myath 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL :D oh its tacky and offensive ;) just delightful
2006-12-04 17:26:56 · answer #7 · answered by //// 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh
2006-12-04 17:45:48 · answer #8 · answered by hisahito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think I like this one at all....... is it really supposed to be funny?
2006-12-04 17:26:29 · answer #9 · answered by streetsbrad 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lmfaoooooooooo
2006-12-04 17:26:00 · answer #10 · answered by Whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋