never fall for old ladies!...................................?

Question

This guy goes into a supermarket and this old lady is staring at him in a sad way. Through out the store the old lady is there wherever he turns! She is sad and still staring at him. Then the guy goes to purchase his things. The old lady is in front of him!

She says," My son died a few years ago. You look so much like him. On the way out of the store I'll wave and can you say "Bye Mom" for me?"

The guy feels sorry for her so he agrees.

As the lady waves, he shouts, "Bye Mom!".

When he is getting ringed up the cashier says, "That will be $567.65 sir."

He says, "How can it be that much? I'm only buying 7 things!"

The cashier replies, "Your mom said that you'd pay."

Answer 1

That is a pretty good joke, but I gotta better old lady one.

A 45-year old man has plastic surgery done to make himself look younger. So he walks into McDonalds and asks the cashier "How old do you think I am?" and the cashier said, "I'd say about 25 years old." The man says "Nope. I'm 45." So then the man goes to WalMart and asks the cashier "How old do you think I am?" and the cashier says "Around 30?" The man says "No. I'm 45." So he walks up to an old lady on the street and says "Excuse me, would you mind guessing how old I am?" and the old lady says "well, if you let me stick my hand down your pants, I could tell you." So the guy says "okay. I guess so." The old lady sticks her hand down his pants. About an hr. and a half later, the old lady finally says, "You are 45 years old!" and the man says "well how did you know that!?!" The old lady says, "I was in line behind you at McDonalds!"

~Chad~

Answer 2

Ooops!

Answer 3

Cute joke.

Answer 4

OHH.. that was a good one!! those old ladies are coniving little devils...

Answer 5

that was funny

Answer 6

LOL .................yup .........lol,
and thanks for sharing and have a great week ahead : - )