Anything, am so bored and cant sleep.
2006-12-04 17:10:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Cardinal of the Church dies and goes to Heaven. An angel is giving him the the grand tour and a soul goes by draped in gold trimmed pure white robe with cheribim throwing rose pedals in his path as he ascends the gold inlayed white marble steps to his massive white marble mansion. The Cardinal asks the angel who that is and the angel says, "Oh, he's a lawyer.". The Cardinal thinks, "Wow, if that is what a lawyer gets, I can imagine what I, a Cardinal of the Church, will get". They continue on the tour and enter a huge building with a 200 foot high arched enterance way and the hall equally as impressive stretches forever. After walking for miles down the hall they take a left into another hall with 100 ft. high ceilings and walk again, coming to another turn into a hall with 50 ft. ceilings. this goes on an on with each turn the hall becomes smaller and narrower until finally they are going down a hall so narrow they have to walk single file and duck into doorways to let others pass. They come to a rough hewn wooden door, the angel opens it and inside there is a small straw cot, a basin and pitcher and a small window that looks out over nothing special. The angel says, "This is where you will reside for eternity in Heaven.". The Cardinal is totally taken aback by this and blusters out, "I'm a Cardinal of the Church and THIS is all I get, why did the lawyer get so much?" The angel says, " Cardinals are a dime a dozen, he's the only lawyer we've got here.".
2006-12-06 09:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read all Brents jokes mate you'l soon go to sleep lol
2006-12-05 01:39:07 · answer #2 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well there where two rabbits that escape from a reseach lad.
the first day they played, and hopped in a field full of lettace,
the second day they played and hopped in a field full of carrots
on the third day they thought that they had died and gone to bunny heaven, the field was full of clover. but one said that he was going back to the reseach lad. as he couldn't go another day without a.....
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cigarette.
2006-12-05 01:20:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Check out the 'Brick Testament'. Google will bring it up. Am so lazy, can't be asked to cut and paste link. Would have to move my elbows. Insomniacs unite
2006-12-05 01:59:46 · answer #4 · answered by Part Time Cynic 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hush little baby dont u cry mama's gonna buy a diamond ring, and if that diamond ring dont shine mama's gonna buy u a mocking bird.......
or just watch the 6th sense and you bound to fall of to sleep
2006-12-05 01:36:13 · answer #5 · answered by kevnbn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THREE DEAD PEOPLE IN THE MORTUARY. ENGLISHMAN IRISHMAN WELSHMAN. THEY ALL HAD SMILES ON THERE FACES WHEN THEY DIED. MAN ASKS THE MORTICIAN WHY ARE THEY ALL SMILING. HE SAYS, WELL THE ENGLISHMAN HAD JUST WON THE LOTTERY AND HE WAS SO HAPPY,BUT THE SHOCK KILLED HIM. WHAT ABOUT THE WELSHMAN. HE DIED WHEN HE WAS AT IT WITH HIS GIRL. WHAT ABOUT THE IRISHMAN THEN, WELL HE WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTENING,WELL WHY WAS HE SMILING.OH HE THOUGHT HE WAS GETTING HIS PICTURE TAKEN.
2006-12-05 02:29:35 · answer #6 · answered by aunty m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PRES ADVISER: Pres bush we have a very serious problem
Pres Bush: What is it
presidential adviser: pres BUSH THE OUR BIRTH RATE is very alarming! one woman giving birth to one child every minute!
PRES BUSH: that's very alrming!
PRES ADVISER: WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
Pres. bush: I want u 2 find that woman no matter what.. search& destroy....
2006-12-05 02:04:50 · answer #7 · answered by jun_matsumoto_gokus3n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha go sleep
2006-12-05 01:45:04 · answer #8 · answered by hisahito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What would you like to hear ?
2006-12-05 01:13:24 · answer #9 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try counting sheep. or geese
2006-12-05 03:53:32 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋