I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told hubby that I would be home by midnight, "I promise." Well, the hours passed & the margaritas went down way to easy. Around 3a.m. a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the cuckoo clock in the hall started up & cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing hubby would wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos + 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = midnight.) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in & I told him "midnight." He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh ****", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
2006-12-04 16:35:54 · 13 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!
2006-12-04 16:40:35 · answer #1 · answered by Dragoness A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Must've been an awful loud fart. What was the h*** was in those drinks, anyway? And that coffee table, you'd better hope it doesn't learn to talk.
2006-12-04 16:42:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a very funny jokle and I needed a laugh. Thank you.
2006-12-04 16:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I HAVE A FRIEND THAT WENT THRIU A NASTY DIVORCE THIS YEAR BECAUSE HIS WIFE, FOR YEARS WENT ON " GIRLS NIGHT OUT". TURNED OUT SHE WAS DOING MORE THAN MARGARITAS. ILL PRAY THATS NOT THE CASE HERE. ANYWAY , YOUR CONCLUSION WAS QUITE HUMOROUS.
GOD BLESS
2006-12-04 16:42:24 · answer #4 · answered by thewindowman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wish my clock did that. it just coughs farts and trips over the table...
2006-12-04 16:39:59 · answer #5 · answered by Neva 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny but if you were my wife, you would not have any girls night out. thats when the conflicts of marriage begins.
2006-12-04 16:38:36 · answer #6 · answered by PD 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
keep them comin'. That's hilarious!
2006-12-04 16:38:13 · answer #7 · answered by AEracer40 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-04 16:40:13 · answer #8 · answered by robsbc2003 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that's hilarious!!!
2006-12-04 16:39:25 · answer #9 · answered by Sunnyshine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and FARTED ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-12-04 16:45:49 · answer #10 · answered by ivya.k.a. becca 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋