I was thinking bear traps or something but that would be really messy. Does anyone else have any ideas for good traps, nothing too expensive and nothing too messy. Thanks for your help.
2006-12-04 16:26:19 · 46 answers · asked by luko b 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Tam Tam: I don't think i am funny, i know i am funny.
BTW I am deadly serious eh, i am sick of them, they come like everyday ARGH MAKE THEM STOP
2006-12-04 16:34:12 · update #1
MATT Z: HAHA @ Silence of the Lambs, what a classic. But i don't think i would like to wear a man suit made from jehovas witness lol.
2006-12-04 16:38:12 · update #2
answer the door naked with a bottle of beer in your hand.
I did this once. When they knock on your door and ask to speak to you say, "sure, give me one minute I will be right out", then go back inside and go back to bed
2006-12-04 16:27:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋
If you are Christian you would not want to set a trap. Jesus never had to set a trap. Setting traps is something the devil does. However, if J.W.'s approach you just stay true to your faith and don't allow them to snowball you with their doctrine. At some point ask them if they wouldn't mind your sharing with them your faith through scripture in the Holy Bible (preferably King James version). If you know enough scripture to fight off their rebuttals they will leave you alone or better yet you'll have an opportunity to lead them to Christ.
2006-12-04 16:34:17 · answer #2 · answered by drivn2excelchery 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An ex neighbor of mine was Jehovah's Witness. She used to leave her little pamphlets under my door mat all the time. I started leaving my Presbyterian publications under her door may once a month. After about 6 months, she stopped leaving them.
That's a lot less messy than the bear trap idea.....remember, you'd have clean it up if it's on your own doorstep.
2006-12-04 16:33:28 · answer #3 · answered by kj 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really, everyone who respects and obeys Jesus Christ goes from door to door to teach his neighbors about the Bible's good news. It is interesting that only Jehovah's Witnesses are so clearly identified with the preaching work; globally more than 6 million preach publicly each month.
(Matthew 28:19,20) Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded you.
(Acts 5:42) Every day in the temple and from house to house they continued without letup teaching and declaring the good news about the Christ, Jesus.
(Acts 20:20) I did not hold back ...from teaching you publicly and from house to house
It's sad when someone who claims to respect the bible actually insults or even advocates attacking a peaceful preacher. Sad but completely expected.
(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching... You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.
Really, if someone goes out of their way to disregard Christian preachers and preaching, what is he saying about himself?
(Luke 10:1-17) After these things the Lord designated seventy others and sent them forth by twos... “He that listens to you listens to me too. And he that disregards you disregards me too. Moreover, he that disregards me disregards also him that sent me forth.”
Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/library/jt/index.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/article_04.htm
2006-12-04 17:08:34 · answer #4 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tam tam that doesn't work at my house. I have a 100+ pound german shepherd and they still come to the door even with the dog in the yard.
2006-12-04 16:35:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK I would never do this I actually enjoy them coming
My sister Bonnie did this and they don't come up to her door any More
she had this beautiful little carved wooden sign made Up at the swapmeet..
No Jehovah's witness please
They were coming day and night and in the middle of dinner sometimes 2 times a day this worked the neighbors asked her where she got it done. Its polite but firm. Never another one.
My other sister Kathy tells them she Mormon and they walk away she really baptist.
2006-12-04 16:39:43 · answer #6 · answered by dianehaggart 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A friend of mine was PA to the author, TH White ("Sword in the Stone" etc.) He was a big man with a full grey-white beard and had taken to wearing white caftans in the house. One day there was a knock at the door and in answer to his "Who's there?" came the reply,"We're from the Jehovah's Witness"... He flung open the door and boomed out, "I AM JEHOVAH! HOW MUCH HAVE WE TAKEN!" They fled.
2006-12-04 16:58:02 · answer #7 · answered by Trader S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a heated outdoor pool and theres a walkway over it to my front door. I have Parana fish in the pool.my little hungry friends, will take care of any unwelcome quests.I wont tell you exactly how I get them to fall into the water its a secret.But when I do let them fall into the water. I say God Bless them. Its the civilized thing to say.The Mormons or my fish's favorite food.
2006-12-04 16:33:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have a copy of the Satanic Bible that I purchased for an essay I did once. When they knock, I grab it and answer the door with it in my hands. Hey, I paid twelve dollars for it and it actually has a use.
2006-12-04 18:09:42 · answer #9 · answered by Maria Isabel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A trap door with a pet lion inside.
2006-12-04 16:30:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go to the Kingdom Hall in the middle of their service, knock on their door, and try to talk to them about rock'n'roll as a religious experience. Someone tried this once, and the Jehovah's called the po-po.
2006-12-04 16:28:37 · answer #11 · answered by seefo 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋