Christianity is the worlds most popular longest running Dungeons and Dragons game. You go on these magical adventures in your head, and create tons of cool characters and story lines. You develope your own player(you) and live by the code of the land why obeying the "dungeon master" No freaking wonder Christianity is so popular! If your super devout your like a level 8 priest demon warrior with stage 4 excorism and +2 babel talk.
2006-12-04 16:13:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No christian dungeon master worth his weight in gildar ever leaves his castle with his holy wand of anus and twenty sided anti-jew dice
2006-12-04 16:19:51 · update #1
didnt you say this already?
and i agree,
AND its THEmost creative way ive seen. (explaining xtianity)
2006-12-04 16:15:40 · answer #1 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Pfft. "Stage 4 excorism?" Dude, if you're going to make DnD references, at least use up to date lingo. You'd be a Cleric 7/Sacred Exorcist 1, specializing in turn undead and having sacred foe (evil outsiders (aka Jews).
Who knew that the majority of the US were actually supernerds, just like me. HUZZAH!
2006-12-05 00:28:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you enjoy making fun of people beliefs. Since that is one of the most precious things a human being may have its pretty obvious you dont show respect in many other aspects.
So probably you are a sad, left out, angry outcast.
My advice to you is to start "playing the game" Jesus started so you can find out what you ve been missing.
2006-12-05 00:31:21 · answer #3 · answered by veggie 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Christianity is not a game but serious business.
I do not understand how people can come on this yahoo site and knock Christians. It is just plain wrong.
Christians believe that God loves everyone and is waiting for them to come to Him. The goal is to tell as many people about Jesus so that He can save them and give them eternal life in Heaven.
2006-12-05 01:48:08 · answer #4 · answered by zoril 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Uh-huh....and the dungeon master is? I didn't get no dice. My cards are gone, and I am left with a world of hate to navigate thru. So....if it is a game, you are staking your life on it. Roll the bones....
2006-12-05 00:17:11 · answer #5 · answered by TCFKAYM 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ahahaha.
2006-12-05 00:15:58 · answer #6 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to get out of the house more often.
2006-12-05 00:17:54 · answer #7 · answered by one10soldier 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You play WAY too many video games.
2006-12-05 00:21:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
messed up view dude
2006-12-05 00:16:00 · answer #9 · answered by sennachie1973 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i think you need to stop playing games.
2006-12-05 00:38:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey! I suggested that idea on here first! :P
2006-12-05 00:22:08 · answer #11 · answered by February Rain 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋