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I read it in the bible and it sounded like a blast!

2006-12-04 16:00:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Jesus suffered for you. He died for YOU. and you come here and ask the most stupidest question. what is wrong with you? PLEASE show some respect for Jesus. you may not believe in Him fine that's your choice. but please don't moch Him like this. I pity you. I will Pray that God will open your eyes and see the truth before it's to late for you.

2006-12-04 16:31:36 · answer #1 · answered by Proud Mommy 6 · 0 0

Believe it or not it is still done today in parts of the world. A Christian was in the news about a year ago reported to have been crucified in a middle eastern country.

Go to a radically Muslim middle eastern country and cry out loud in public you're a Christian...that should do it.

2006-12-04 16:02:24 · answer #2 · answered by Augustine 6 · 0 0

Well, I think if you go to Saudi and sleep with a Saudi's wife, you can choose your method of execution. I would suggest before you go, though, that you decide whether you want a stand for your feet. If you have the stand you are more comfortable than without, but it takes twice as long to die. Perhaps you should get an opinion about it from Jesus.

2006-12-04 16:08:29 · answer #3 · answered by frenzy-CIB- Jim's with Jesus 4 · 0 0

I read an article in a medical journal about crucifixion a while back, the body shuts down from MULTIPLE sources, primarily asphyxiation, but death is prolonged at the same time through absolute maximum suffering. This kind of torture is really, really bad. Don't wish for it.

2006-12-04 16:09:36 · answer #4 · answered by ccrider 7 · 0 0

Being crucified will not make you a God, and it is no fun at all. There are other methods to seek god and you are not on the right one.

2006-12-04 16:09:04 · answer #5 · answered by HurryHarry 3 · 0 0

Our country does not reward cross hangers like some countries reward suicide bombers.[it sounded like a blast]. You may have crossed wires in your brain. To really get wires straight go to http://www.carm.org/seekers.htm

2006-12-04 16:13:54 · answer #6 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 0 0

Paraguay. Some bloke just had it done to protest something or other. You get a lot of attention, too.

2006-12-04 16:07:14 · answer #7 · answered by Trader S 3 · 0 0

You need a straight jacket and ambulance to take you to Bellvue for a vacation.

2006-12-04 16:03:07 · answer #8 · answered by one10soldier 6 · 1 0

See, these is the type of post that really makes me worry. You go on and keep mocking God buddy, and see what happens to ya...

2006-12-04 16:03:02 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 3 0

Fly to Iraq. Im sure they would love to!

2006-12-04 16:01:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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