Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.
Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"
2006-12-04 15:46:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG ..................that was so so funny ...tears are rolling down from laughing ...........LOL ..........Thanks for sharing and have a great week : - )
2006-12-04 18:35:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one has been going around for years, ever since redneck jokes became popular a decade ago.
2006-12-04 15:48:39 · answer #2 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,great joke
2006-12-04 16:37:48 · answer #3 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well now I know why they say being a comedian is not a job any idiot can have.
2006-12-04 15:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by rocker chic liz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard that one before. Not bad.
2006-12-04 16:02:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good never heard it before!
2006-12-04 16:10:49 · answer #6 · answered by reyman440 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dido to amy m
2006-12-04 16:05:09 · answer #7 · answered by ivya.k.a. becca 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dont quit ur day job
2006-12-04 15:49:58 · answer #8 · answered by 1hotmama 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats cute and the first time i have ever heard it... thanks for the laugh
2006-12-04 15:49:55 · answer #9 · answered by Amy M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg..... stupid, but funny I guess
2006-12-04 15:54:11 · answer #10 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋