C'mon, I'm sure you have one and really enjoy telling it.
2006-12-04 15:16:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
beer nuts are 3.99 a pound, and deer nuts are still under a buck.
2006-12-04 18:53:40 · answer #1 · answered by zeppelin8_13 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub it.
A genie pops out. He says 'I will grant you each one wish, but there's a catch. Whatever you wish for, a lawyer will get 2 times more than that.'
The first guy says 'I want a million dollars.' The genie says 'Are you sure?' He says yes. *poof* The guy has one million dollars, and a lawyer gets two million.
The second guy says 'I want a new car.' The genie says 'A lawyer is getting two new cars then.' The guy says, 'oh well. I want my car.' *poof* He has a new porche.
The third guy says 'I want to be beaten half to death.
2006-12-05 00:08:48 · answer #2 · answered by Mary 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A frail old man, living in a nursing home, walks into the room of a little old lady and says, "my dear, I think we should have some sex", the little old lady says, "I'm so thrilled you asked, but before we start I need to warn you that I have acute angina." The old man says "I sure hope so ... because your t^ts aren't much."
2006-12-05 00:18:19 · answer #3 · answered by Headshot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A distinguished gentleman is walking down the street. A little boy excitedly runs up to him.
Little boy : "Hey mister, you got a banana in your ear!"
Man : "What?"
Little boy : "I said, you got a banana in your ear!"
Man : "Come again?"
Little boy :"YOU GOT A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!!"
Man : "I can't hear you. I've got a banana in my ear.
2006-12-04 23:29:49 · answer #4 · answered by wild_turkey_willie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one time i was really down in the dumps and my best friend called me and said guess what?, and I'm like what? he goes three guys walked into a bar...the fourth one stopped. i never understood it until he told me that there was no fourth guy!
2006-12-04 23:20:24 · answer #5 · answered by erica thomas 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your moms so fat, that when she walks by people say "damn thats an fat women." its so stupid its funny, and cuz of who it was writen by
2006-12-04 23:18:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋