For all the dudes that complain that their junk is too small, I have the opposite problem...I have had 3 women tell me I am too big for them...it sucks and I am not sure what to do about this, but its getting frustrating...help!!! what can I do to solve this?
2006-12-04 14:42:26 · 29 answers · asked by Mr. Phister 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
its about as big around as the fat end of a beer bottle...no not a fourty oz either, lol...
2006-12-04 14:43:05 · update #1
liar
2006-12-04 14:45:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A baby makes it through, so you can too!
First: Lots of foreplay.... get her really wet. Fingers first.... stretch her out some. You might use a dildo and play with it for awhile to get her started stretching too.
Then: Use plenty of lubrication. Work it in slowly.... if you rush and it hurts too much she will tighten right back up. In a little out a little... in a little further....etc.
You need to do it slowly and take time with it.
I don't suppose there's any chance we could get together? ;o)
PS: The guy who said to find a "large" woman is nuts. I'm a "large" woman and have a very tight vagina because I've been celibate for years. The doctors have a hard time examining me! The size of the woman (weightwise) has nothing to do with the size of the vagina.
Best Wishes,
Sue
2006-12-04 22:49:33 · answer #2 · answered by newbiegranny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to find a very large woman. The only drawback is most of them are hideous. Some are ok, if they are naturally large and have a nice personality and somewhat cute. The obese ones will not be good for you, they will probably have a heart attack when you consummate.
2006-12-04 22:48:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Holy crap!
I wouldn't be able to handle that either but I know some women that would love it. Maybe use humor and talk about your "problem" at the bar and see which women continue to respond to you. I know a few that would what to jump your, uh, bones, right then and there. LOL
2006-12-04 22:47:24 · answer #4 · answered by Yinzer from Sixburgh 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The porn industry has been waiting for you.
Not a bad life, get paid to bone hot chicks, spend most of the time working out in the gym or lounging by the pool.
2006-12-04 22:45:29 · answer #5 · answered by Cooljerk 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Use plenty of lube and take it slow. It is true if a baby can come out of it, you will fit in. Length bothers me more than width. I like the width actually and Im only 5.4" and 125lbs. so tell those girls to stop whining and enjoy!!!!!!!!
2006-12-04 22:53:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the knife drawer & get the "biggest one" in there. Then go to your room & under your bed you will find your tweezers & magnifing glass. Take a deep breath & then think to yourself "wish this was my problem". Then wake up cuz once again when girls stop responding to this question, you will never hear from them again.
2006-12-04 22:50:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh give me a break. Sounds like you need to sell yourself to the freak show, honey, and quit complaining.
2006-12-04 22:46:08 · answer #8 · answered by outdone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well your not going to shrink thats for sure. Lots of women will give it a try, trust me. Sometimes women can get a little nervous if they think it might hurt.
2006-12-04 22:45:35 · answer #9 · answered by Sophiegreeneyes 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
WOW, if you are telling the truth I bet you are having problems with the ladies....maybe try lubing up real good before hand may help......again I must say WOW
2006-12-04 22:45:54 · answer #10 · answered by thats me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good luck sweetie I haer more complain of too big than too small! Talk to your Doc!
2006-12-04 22:44:54 · answer #11 · answered by twysty 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋