One time there was an American and a Mexican in the desert camping when they decided to go to sleep inside their tent. In the middle of the night, the mexican wakes up and looks up to the sky and wakes up the white guy. He tells him "Hey vato, look up to the sky and tell me what you see." The white dude in an effort to show his superiority answers:
"Well, you stupid ****, first of all it tells me that tomorrow we will have a sunny day. Secondly, the position of the stars tells me tomorrow will be a good day for pisces. I also can notice that we are not far from the border with your dirty country, and the climate is humid at about 60 degrees farenheit, what do you see beaner?"
The smart mexican looks up to him and says "You stupid gringo, the tent got stolen!"
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW TELL ME HOW HAS MORE COMMON SENSE?
2006-12-04 14:35:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Actually it was funny. I am not offended
2006-12-04 14:42:38 · answer #1 · answered by Zelda Hunter 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Very very UNORIGINAL. That joke has been told many different times, many different ways. The first time I heard that joke was in elementary school, 20 years ago (yes, I'm dating myself). Except it was told with a white guy and a Native American. And while it is still funny, it is unimaginitive anymore. Think of something ORIGINAL, then maybe we'll get you on "Last Comic Standing".
2006-12-04 17:11:59 · answer #2 · answered by caysdaddy04 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
The white guy still, because he is the one that is trying to get back into his country and not violating the law by doing so. The mexican is stupid because his a.ss will hopefully get shot while crossing the border illegally into my country.
2006-12-04 14:55:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Yes, the majority and statistics of famous men and intellectuals
are whites. BTW FYI I am neither black, white or yellow so am
not prejudiced to any form of racial discrimination.
2006-12-04 15:03:57 · answer #4 · answered by CAPTAIN BEAR 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't give either one of these people any credit. You have to wonder what they were doing sleeping together.
2006-12-04 18:40:08 · answer #5 · answered by Kay F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke but what was the point?
2006-12-05 12:17:14 · answer #6 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's to be offended by. It was just a joke. Not a very funny one, but a joke none the less.
2006-12-04 14:46:41 · answer #7 · answered by holdemfoldem911 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i think your a white guy trying to make illegals look bad am i right did i figure out your plan now delete all your fake accounts and act....normal its not worth putting shame on yourself
2006-12-04 14:48:20 · answer #8 · answered by Luis 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
This was a funny joke to me. But I get the feeling that you are about to piss off a bunch of people! :)
2006-12-04 14:39:05 · answer #9 · answered by ashfaymag38 4 · 4⤊ 3⤋
I guess this is a commentary on which culture is more practical and which is more philosophical. But as a joke, it works well. Bravo, amigo!
2006-12-04 14:46:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋