One day, a man walks into a second story bar. He sits down at the bar and orders a drink. As he is sitting there he notices another guy at the end of the bar slam down a shot of tequila then run and jump out the window. He freaks out and tells the bartender to call the paramedics. A few seconds later the guy comes walking back through the door. He sits down at the other end of the bar and orders another shot of tequila. He slams it down and runs and jumps out the window again. The man is really confused at this point in time. Well, the guy walk back into the bar and the man asks" Hey, how did you do that?" The guy replies "Well, there is a giant fan outside the window...Everytime I jump out it gently lowers me to the ground. You should try it, it is so fun!!!" Well, the guy says"Hell, why not, bartender give me shot of tequila!!!" The man, downs the shot, runs and jumps out the window, and splatters on the ground. The bartender looks over at the man at the end of the bar and says...
2006-12-04 14:30:19 · 7 answers · asked by frkonalsh2006 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Superman, you are such an a**hole when you are drunk!!"
2006-12-04 14:30:49 · update #1
Yeah, i know it's old...but it's funny...I know alot of jokes but they aren't censored enough to tell on here...
2006-12-04 14:43:51 · update #2
that's funny! LOL
2006-12-04 14:35:32 · answer #1 · answered by Cutie_Pie6464 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superman you are a mean drunk!
2006-12-04 14:32:26 · answer #2 · answered by purrfectica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooooooooo funny
2006-12-04 14:32:49 · answer #3 · answered by Gardenia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are right OLD Joke!@
2006-12-04 14:33:38 · answer #4 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this a question
2006-12-04 14:32:34 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard of that one. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-12-04 21:05:04 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-12-04 16:12:24 · answer #7 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋