If God exist, he can do ANYTHING right? I want to see him breakdance and spin on his pinky
I bet God can put on a hell of a show
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2006-12-04 14:24:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
WRONG! Do not mock the Lord your God. You will bow before Him one day. Will you be ready?
2006-12-04 14:27:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
sure, look around your house, He has already been there. Do you see walls made of wood, God did His Magic. How about running water, lets see you make water out of nothing!!!!
Any trees in the yard? Guess who did the magic, it wasn't you was it smart stuff! Next time it rains, think about all the food that will magically appear at the grocery store, more of God's wonderful magic. See any babies born lately,amazing trick isn't it, and you thought you had something to do with it, huh!
You get to see Gods magic every day and every where you look.
2006-12-04 22:34:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to some, It has to be in "gods plan". So he apparently has already planned whether or not he's going to come to your house and do magic tricks. There is a way to find out exactly what god has planned for you, sometimes he has planned to come to your house and do magic tricks. But other times he just wants to rape your sister and defecate on your lawn, seen it before. In order to find out what god has planned for you, you have to give to the homeless, but you have to do it in a special way, you cant just give fifty dollars to the homeless, you have to buy fifty dollars worth of boos, and hide it in the park. Then you have to pee on your moms dishes.
2006-12-04 22:39:00 · answer #3 · answered by Diagoras 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send an evangelist $400 cash, to a secret PO box.
2006-12-04 22:28:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God says witchcraft is an abomination.
And all witches should die.
There are several things God can't do
He can't steal
He can't lie
He can't die
He can't commit evil or an abomination
So your chances of getting God to do magic is zero%
2006-12-04 22:28:03 · answer #5 · answered by JaimeM 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
See? Ask a funny question, get fire and brimstone in return. Don't play with the christians... no sense of humor!
2006-12-04 22:29:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Blessed are those who believe without seeing
2006-12-04 22:27:40 · answer #7 · answered by booellis 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just ask Him, you might be surprised, when He shows up.
2006-12-04 22:44:13 · answer #8 · answered by charmaine f 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would he want to do something that stupid? Especially for you?
2006-12-04 22:35:15 · answer #9 · answered by Sweet Tooth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are awesome.
2006-12-04 22:28:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋