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The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters", said the Professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy"?
"Sadness", answered the student.
"And the opposite of depression"?, he asked of the young lady from Arizona.
"Elation", said she.
"And you, Sir", he said to the young man from Texas, "How about the opposite of woe"?
The young Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up".

2006-12-04 13:35:19 · 9 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

Very good...I like wordplay...yeee-hah!!

2006-12-04 13:38:45 · answer #1 · answered by Yinzer Power 6 · 1 0

properly i'm a Leo solar, Capricorn moon, and that i have quite undesirable rigidity, somewhat interior the wintry climate months. even as i'm lower than rigidity/rigidity, I frequently get abdomen pains, twitching muscle mass, diarrhea, and restlessness. If i'm not doing some thing to save my ideas off of issues my ideas can actually bypass haywire, it sucks vast time.

2016-11-30 03:49:08 · answer #2 · answered by marconi 4 · 0 0

Texans and blondes have all the fun!

Do Texans ride blonde horses??

2006-12-08 15:24:36 · answer #3 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0 0

This is cute. I am going to pass it on to my son to use at school in public speaking.

2006-12-04 14:28:57 · answer #4 · answered by sweetness 2 · 0 0

that's funny- even if I am from Texas and never been on a horse

2006-12-04 13:49:30 · answer #5 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0 0

Lol! That was a funny one.

2006-12-04 21:09:27 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0 0

lmaoooooooooooooo good one

2006-12-04 13:39:50 · answer #7 · answered by Im Just Blessed 2 · 0 0

haha...cutely funny!

2006-12-04 13:43:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

this ok i guess.

2006-12-04 13:41:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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