There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a nice Christmas tree.
After hours of traipsing around in the freezing temperature, dragging their axes, and a close call with some hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I am chopping down the next tree I get near. I don't give a d@mn anymore if it's decorated, or not"!
2006-12-04 13:14:51 · 19 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one.
2006-12-04 13:20:20 · answer #1 · answered by Crazy Cat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 17:10:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like another Texas joke to me!!
2006-12-08 15:27:33 · answer #3 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I love dumb blonde jokes. No offense against blondes.
2006-12-04 13:17:09 · answer #4 · answered by addict for dramatic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
R T
What is so surprising about this,it sounds normal to me,I know these girls,they get lost often
2006-12-04 13:25:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very Cute!:)
Have a Great Day!
2006-12-04 13:23:02 · answer #6 · answered by dana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! They actually expected one to be decorated?!!! Lol!
2006-12-04 21:13:03 · answer #7 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
10/10 THAT'S A GREAT JOKE
2006-12-04 17:40:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a little funny lol
2006-12-04 13:17:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, thats one blonde joke i havent heard yet!!
2006-12-04 13:19:03 · answer #10 · answered by twysty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋