He said he's happy being ordinary and not bothering anyone but I tell him it will be much more exciting if he becomes a Wiccan or Druid in this Judeo Christian culture. I want him to get the same level of attention that I get by adopting a really cool religion that will give him the same kind of identity and specialness I was seeking. I tried chopping up bat wings and performing a Circle of Circulariness but it's not working.
2006-12-04 12:35:48 · 8 answers · asked by I'm a Sand Witch (no mayo) 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oy vay...... unfunny humor.
2006-12-04 12:38:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Right........
If you're really a witch, as you say, then your question is senseless. If you're not a Witch, then your question simply makes no sense.
Joining a religion because it's cool means only that you aren't really interested in a religion, but it's attention. Your religion would more likely be called Seekers of the Divine Stage. Try community theatre instead.
2006-12-04 12:40:42 · answer #2 · answered by Deirdre H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
popularity of a supernatural declare has a tendency to promote cooperative social relationships. This verbal substitute demonstrates a willingness to settle for, without skepticism, the impact of the speaker in a fashion such as a baby's popularity of the impact of a parent. with the aid of encouraging this style of habit the position the most extreme social relationships ensue it helps the inability of skepticism and deters extra open minded wondering. they're christian, Muslim or the different religions depending the position they were born because they were indoctrinated with the help of their dad and mom as little or no ones. they are going to bypass on to indoctrinate their own little ones and those will bypass on to indoctrinate their grandchildren!! Atheists have the mind to work out with the help of the conditioning and get away into the genuine international!! Agnostics have the mind to work out with the help of the conditioning yet lack the braveness to throw of the conditioning fullyyt. regrettably Christians are nonetheless held firmly prisoner with the aid of the self perpetuating brainwashing!!
2016-11-23 17:06:10 · answer #3 · answered by karsten 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes there is indeed, and here are the instructions.
1. take one large brick
2. throw brick on atheist’s head very hard
3. wait approximately three minutes (atheist has a Near Death Experience and sees angels)
4. atheist comes out of shock and is born again and begins preaching
Point 4 is difficult because you now have to convert him to paganism (I’ll provide instructions for this later)
2006-12-04 12:42:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always heard soap was a pretty good spell to make siginificant others into druids. Have you tried it yet?
2006-12-04 12:38:45 · answer #5 · answered by Magus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell him this joke.
Q:How many Druids does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in Stone Circles.
Seriously, though, you shouldn't try to persuade anyone to change his faith or moral philosophy just to appear "cool" or "special" or please you. Support his right to be who he is.
2006-12-04 12:41:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
adopting any type of faith simply for attention is not only stupid, but a waste of your time
2006-12-04 12:37:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
bibbidy-bobidy-boo
2006-12-04 12:51:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋