First make a hole in the ice, then sprinkle frozen peas around it.
When Mr Polar Bear comes up for a pea..................................
Kick him in the Ice Hole!
2006-12-04 12:07:40 · 25 answers · asked by dawleymouse 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No peas for the wicked ! haha
2006-12-04 23:51:28 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Polar bears are fast, strong and hungry.
You don't want to catch one.
You want to run away and hide.
Fast!
2006-12-04 12:28:18 · answer #2 · answered by The Mole 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have another way; put a big garbage can with a dead seal inside, pour some polonium on the seal.
WAIT 3 WEEK AND ITS OK
2006-12-04 12:17:52 · answer #3 · answered by ckoisdelir 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1 out of 10
ok if u are 6 years old
2006-12-04 12:16:12 · answer #4 · answered by rachel d 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That makes bad look good
2006-12-04 18:15:34 · answer #5 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to catch a polar bear you gotta think like a polar bear..thats all have a nice day.
2006-12-04 12:09:51 · answer #6 · answered by Thomas G 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
That is so mean! I would never catch a polar bear. If I tried, I would probably mess up and it would kill me.
2006-12-04 12:09:52 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Little Sparky♥ 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
ok despite the subliminal messages in this joke, i think its kinda funny
2006-12-04 12:12:48 · answer #8 · answered by The Evil Drummer 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey have you been pulling the Xmas crackers already!
2006-12-04 20:46:01 · answer #9 · answered by suki doo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it has ben around awhile but good enough to chuckle at
2006-12-04 12:11:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋