You pray to your god or Jesus to stop all hurricanes from ever hitting land again and wreaking havoc in people's lives.
I'll pray to Poseiden, god of the sea, to keep forming these hurricanes and smashing people as proof of his awesome power!
Who's god will win? Would anyone like to place a bet?
Ahahahahah! Poseiden RULES!!!!!!
If you don't praise him you run the risk of being cast into the Abyss and being eaten by the giant demon-squid! I mean COME ON.....Yikes! Giant Squid!!!
Why run the risk?
2006-12-04 11:57:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I see a potential problem with your proposed method. If the hurricanes stop, who will you give credit to? god? poseiden? Me? How do you intend to prove it one way or the other?
Sorry, been grading lab reports too long.
2006-12-04 12:01:25 · answer #1 · answered by eri 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Mother nature eats giant squids for breakfast and makes Poseidon cry while she's at it!
2006-12-04 20:02:22 · answer #2 · answered by DRAGON LADY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be silly. I can't pray that hurricanes will stop being formed right this second.
However, when the world ends, exactly as the Bible says it will, we'll see who's more powerful between God and Poseidon.
2006-12-04 19:59:19 · answer #3 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Hey. It depends on somebody's beliefs. Honestly, in my opinion, those storms will keep on coming. I am, after all, agnostic (leaning toward athiest)
2006-12-04 20:00:31 · answer #4 · answered by Cathryn E. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell you what...? I'll ask my God to let there be air for you to breathe and continue living... YOU ask your god to make a wave in your toilet... LOL (DON'T forget to film it as NO ONE will ever believe you...!)
2006-12-04 20:02:36 · answer #5 · answered by KnowhereMan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You need psychiatric help. "I am God, and he is like me." He is as small as I , and I am as large as he." "He cannot above me, nor I beneath him BE."
Salacious, paraphrased.
2006-12-04 20:05:37 · answer #6 · answered by WHITE TRASH ARMENIAN 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why on Earth would I ask God to stop killing people? I usually ask Him to kill MORE people.
2006-12-04 19:58:32 · answer #7 · answered by Hate Boy! 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nothing fails like prayer.
2006-12-04 19:59:19 · answer #8 · answered by nondescript 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Amen my brother!
2006-12-04 19:58:53 · answer #9 · answered by Atlas 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋