THE RULES
The Female always makes THE RULES.
THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
The Female is never wrong.
If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
The Female can change her mind at any time.
The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
2006-12-04 11:48:10 · 17 answers · asked by al p 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
every word of it is true....I know....I'm married.
2006-12-04 11:56:16 · answer #1 · answered by steve 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
us girlz have had these rules 4ever and now according to rule#3
we have to change thewm because you've told the world. thx :I
j/k it is funny though huh? :D
2006-12-04 11:56:52 · answer #2 · answered by bocababy11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a female and i still read this and hell yea ur right
2006-12-04 11:51:55 · answer #3 · answered by calilove143 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep hats right thats goes for all you males i coped it and i am a female
2006-12-04 12:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The girl obviously wears the pants in you family!!!!
2006-12-04 11:52:48 · answer #5 · answered by Courtney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you follow this you will never be the alpha male
2006-12-04 11:50:39 · answer #6 · answered by stinkyhotdogs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is FUNNY!! im still laughin at it as i write this. MAN!!! that was funny!!
i just cant get over the funny factor!!!
2006-12-04 12:30:33 · answer #7 · answered by peachybabi101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe i like this joke lol i think most of these are true... im gonna hang them up lol
2006-12-04 11:52:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r dang right and don't EVER forget it...y do men always forget it..you always complain that we are grouchy..if you would remember this..we would not be
2006-12-04 15:34:08 · answer #9 · answered by chilover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! ~ omg sooo funny, yet sooooo true
2006-12-04 11:52:57 · answer #10 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ain't that the truth.
2006-12-04 11:51:43 · answer #11 · answered by j_son_06 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋