Its his first day, and he's cleaning out the fishpond. He puts the wrong detergent in, and the fish start rising to the surface. "Oh sht!", he thought, im gonna get fired. "How do I hide all these dead fish?". "I know, the lions will eat em, they eat everything!" So he scrapes em up and throws them into the lions den.
The keepers next task is to feed the chimps. He got the bucket of food, threw it in and spanked a chimp on the head, killing it. "What am I gonna do?" He thought again, "ahh the lions!"
So he threw the dead chimp into the lions den.
His next task was to get the honey from the bees. This also didnt go well, the bees started stinging him, and the keeper retaliated with his stick smashing and squshing all the bees into a pulp. again, threw them into the lions den.
The next day, the zoo obtained a new lion from another zoo. He says to the other lions, "whats the food like here?"
One of the other lions says "great, yesterday we had fish, chimps and mushy bees!"
2006-12-04 11:47:24 · 4 answers · asked by Tempo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i think it helps if you are frm UK
2006-12-04 11:48:01 · update #1
for those who didnt get it-
fish, chips and mushy peas. A popular dish traditionally eaten on a friday in the UK
2006-12-04 12:20:13 · update #2
lol
2006-12-04 11:56:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm ~ okay then
fish, chimps (fish and chips)
but... mushy bees? ~ Is that mushy beans? ~ Who wants mushy beans???
2006-12-04 20:02:02 · answer #2 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's so funny? There is no twist in the story.
2006-12-04 20:03:00 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wat does that have 2 do with anything?
wats so great about mushy bees?
2006-12-04 19:58:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋