a man goes down to breakfast one morning in a hotel, another man is sat by a table, the man sat at the table looks very distressed and scared
"did you know the devil is in this hotel?" said the distressed man to the other hotel guest.
"What makes you say that?" asks the guest
"Last night I was taking a wee in the bathroom, and when i went in there, the Devil turned the light on for me, when I finished, the Devil turned the light off again!"
The mans wife then looks disgusted at him and says
"You've been urinating in the fridge again, haven't you, you dirty pig!"
2006-12-04 11:46:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 TALK ABOUT LAUGH TILL YOU CRY... THAT'S GREAT
ILL SEE IF SANTA CAN GIVE YOU AN EXTRA PRESENT
2006-12-04 18:18:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 9 /10, would have been 10 but the thought of yellow ice came to mind
2006-12-04 21:05:08 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then she tells the man at the table,
" Shoulda seen im last week...e took a crap in the bloody freezer... got us kicked out of the store, e did"
2006-12-04 15:25:07 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Worlds Biggest, Great joke. I loved it. LOL.
Clowmy
2006-12-04 11:53:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why the devil? Why in a hotel?
So many questions, so few answers
2006-12-04 20:06:22 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 out of 10
not very funny
2006-12-04 12:18:28 · answer #6 · answered by rachel d 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pretty good lol 8/10
2006-12-04 17:32:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very funny! the guy musta been sleep walking.
2006-12-04 11:54:46 · answer #8 · answered by The Evil Drummer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That must have put the damper on it !
2006-12-04 23:52:59 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BLOODY MEN!!! Always p*****g in the sodding fridge!!!!!!
lol!!! v.good!!!! :-)
2006-12-04 11:52:09 · answer #10 · answered by niccilicci 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋