A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barrman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we have no bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we haven't got any f*cking bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, are you deaf? We haven't got any f*cking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f*cking beak to the bar you irritating b*stard of a f*cking bird!"
Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman:"No"
Duck: "Got any bread?
2006-12-04 11:33:11 · 24 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao lol wtf can i say wow dat waz gd !!!!!!!!!
2006-12-04 11:39:25 · answer #1 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute
three friends are told about a hole in the wall bar that in the restroom has a mirror that if you look in the mirror and say something true it will be true forever but if you say something false you will disappear. The Brunette walks to the mirror and says " I think I am the most beautiful woman in the world" Poof she disappears, second the red head walks to the mirror and says I think I am the most intelligent woman in the world Poof she disappears, third the blonde goes to the mirror and says I think and poof she disappears. Not that great but something have a good day
2006-12-04 11:41:30 · answer #2 · answered by L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Rock, A good one. I think I would of nailed his beak to the bar.
Clowmy
2006-12-04 11:45:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is a nice one <3
2006-12-04 11:35:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! A smart duck that is.
2006-12-04 12:06:42 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my daughter tell me this joke when she was 6 now she is 13
2006-12-04 11:39:47 · answer #6 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
same ole joke over and over, come on with some new stuff.
2006-12-04 11:36:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good
2006-12-04 11:35:04 · answer #8 · answered by Betty B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!!!
i love this one...i love the duck..he's smart
2006-12-04 11:41:59 · answer #9 · answered by Jinx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that, sounds like something I would do.
2006-12-04 11:36:42 · answer #10 · answered by ladyofthewesternland 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but its still pretty good
2006-12-04 12:28:17 · answer #11 · answered by The Evil Drummer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋