I praise Posiden, God of the Sea, each morning with Song and Dance.
How do you praise him?
Also, Icebergs are melting at an astonishing rate. How much more proof of Posiden's awesome power do unbelievers need?
Repent now or be cast into the abyss, where giant demon-squid will drag you to the depths and ghoulish jellyfish will torment your very soul for all of eternity!
2006-12-04 11:16:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
So your church is Long John Silvers?
2006-12-04 11:22:58 · answer #1 · answered by burbank 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I praise Cernunnos, God of the wild creatures, every mid-day by going outside under the high sun and singing praise in his name.
O! Great horned God Cernunnos, tender of the wild beasts, I praise the!
2006-12-04 19:27:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every Christmas I take my nieces and nephews the the shore to build sandcastles since they don't get to make snowmen in LA. These offerings dissolve in the high tide are symbolic of glorious Poseidon's ability to devour the strongest among us.
2006-12-04 19:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I praise THE LORD GOD, who is the ONLY God of Heaven and Earth! HE is the one to be praised!
Hebrews 13:15
Through him then let us continually offer up a sacrifice of praise to God, that is, the fruit of lips that acknowledge his name.
Psalm 71:23
My lips will shout for joy,when I sing praises to you;my soul also, which you have redeemed.
Psalm 119:171
My lips will pour forth praise,for you teach me your statutes.
2006-12-04 19:28:59 · answer #4 · answered by Mandolyn Monkey Munch 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is really cool. How do you kiss his triton? Do you have to send him a sacrificial mackerel when you do wrong? If your sacrifice is not accepted does he flip it back at you? I need to see the text whereby you can obtain the complete dogma of this religion. Can you please direct me? Oh wise one, show me the error of my ways and make me whole. Save me from the evil 8 legged clutches of the Giant Demon Squid...and whatever you do please do not throw me to the crackon!! Oh woe is me...I have failed in my duty to follow this magnificent master of the seas.
2006-12-04 19:25:39 · answer #5 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I only praise one God and He is not the God of a sea, He is Lord over everything.
2006-12-04 19:25:40 · answer #6 · answered by mskash 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I dance with jellyfish and squids ... they don't torment good dancers. One *must* have the rhythym of life and love!
2006-12-04 19:23:09 · answer #7 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
icebergs melting are because of global warming
...and ghoulish JELLYFISH? demon squids? interesting...
(or are you some guy who's just trying to be weird?)
2006-12-04 19:26:20 · answer #8 · answered by *gasp* it's me! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As I recall Mythology Poseidon was not praise only appeased
2006-12-04 19:24:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
We used to have one of his sacred goldfish, but the cat ate it. Being religious is not easy! Only very intelligent people can do it!
2006-12-04 19:23:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋