George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
'Billy.'
'And what is your question, Billy?
'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?'
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.
'Steve'
'And what is your question, Steve?'
'I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f... happened to Billy?'
2006-12-04 11:14:32 · 30 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAH. lol
that was the best joke i've heard in a while.
2006-12-04 11:56:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure there gonna be another recess. Poor Steve. best joke i've heard in a while.
2006-12-05 05:51:41 · answer #2 · answered by pinky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The food's awful, they're making me read the Qu'ran, everyone's smoking cigars, and they don't do orange jumpsuits in kiddie's sizes. Let me out of Guantanemo - Billy"
2006-12-04 19:33:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one - like it a lot. 8 on 10 definately
2006-12-04 19:16:42 · answer #4 · answered by mojorainbow1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does recess still exist anywhere in the US?
2006-12-04 19:17:59 · answer #5 · answered by ifyousaysooooooooooo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha lol nice one
made me laugh
i will give u 9 out of 10
2006-12-04 19:36:09 · answer #6 · answered by Chocogal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the f... happened to Steve?
2006-12-04 19:23:14 · answer #7 · answered by curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha Very intresting.
2006-12-04 19:17:40 · answer #8 · answered by ascent_against 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just then, the bell rings for recess....
2006-12-05 00:01:18 · answer #9 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Steven, will never see another recess...that he will come back from!
2006-12-05 03:45:49 · answer #10 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋