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I'm helping other people stay skinny. According to the laws of physics, the weight in the universe is constant. This means that if I lose weight, someone else must gain that weight. By staying fat, I'm just helping other people stay in shape. Wouldn't want me giving you my fat, would you? Hmm?

2006-12-04 10:52:53 · 14 answers · asked by Fat Bastard 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

LOL, good logic. Thank you for letting me stay skinny even after having a kid. Yes, you are a great guy!! LOL!

2006-12-04 11:00:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I'm sick of helping other people. It's time for someone else to be fat now.

2006-12-04 18:55:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Nope. Plus, if you lost your weight your neck would look like a vagina! Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

2006-12-04 18:56:05 · answer #3 · answered by ☆ Sarah ☆ 4 · 0 1

Yup! You are always looking out for the other guy.

2006-12-04 23:45:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

have no fat to give dude

2006-12-04 18:55:32 · answer #5 · answered by JM 6 · 0 0

see your a people person good for you

2006-12-04 18:54:57 · answer #6 · answered by soxfan 5 · 1 0

i am sorry for giving you all of all my fat

2006-12-04 18:59:18 · answer #7 · answered by pickledaddy 3 · 0 0

Makes sense.... but I don't think that's what they are talking about.

2006-12-04 18:55:14 · answer #8 · answered by Olivia 2 · 0 0

yes. but you have no mojo

2006-12-04 19:02:28 · answer #9 · answered by Lina 2 · 0 0

Thanks man!!! I never knew why I´m super skinny until now!!

2006-12-04 18:58:03 · answer #10 · answered by idontknowsquat 2 · 0 0

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