2006-12-04 10:12:15 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because all the others can't stop as fast as Rudolph.
Think about it.
2006-12-04 10:52:17 · update #1
Rudolph has a red nose because he is in front with his dose out in the cold. All the others have brown noses because when Santa brakes .......................
2006-12-04 10:37:38 · answer #1 · answered by Espacer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rudolphs On The Atkins Diet. All of the other reindeers noses are brown because instead having their sh*t go to their bellys, it goes to their noses.
2006-12-04 10:31:35 · answer #2 · answered by Haley Bailey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because as most of the world doesn't know, The biggest secret in the world is Rudy's first job, the job we don't sing about every christmas.. Rudey used to be a substitute for a tampax apllicator befor the scientists developed the much better solution available now. This is part of the reason that none of the other Raindeer let him join in with their "games", Have you ever seen a raindeer shape condom?: exactly...
2006-12-04 10:24:09 · answer #3 · answered by DJ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
well brown nose is usually associated with a*s kissing, so maybe all the others kiss santas a*s too much, and that the actual real colour of a reindeers nose is red, therefore rudolf does not kiss a*s.
just a theory
2006-12-04 10:18:16 · answer #4 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brown Nose Deer- Nose up Santa's ***
Red Nose- To much Christmas Cheer- (His nose was lite up LOL...just like a drunk is lit)
Rudolph then was drunk driving....tsk tsk tsk.
2006-12-04 10:31:00 · answer #5 · answered by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because Rudolph suffers from a cold
2006-12-04 10:18:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So that Gene Autry would have something to sing about. It would be difficult to sing
"Rudolph the plain nose raindeer"
2006-12-04 10:32:50 · answer #7 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rudolph is special...:) he has to light the way on foggy nights. he might be like a mutation or something
2006-12-04 10:22:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genetics I think. The whole point of the story was that he was different to the other reindeer and was treated badly by them. Santa picked him out and gave him the best job. It is to show us not to be prejudiced against people who are different to us. - It's a lovely lesson for the children.
2006-12-04 10:18:25 · answer #9 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He has a tumer that killed him 3 min after finishing the gift giving that is why Santa cluase sends them through mail.....the riendeer were playing around the toy factory af were killed by the fumes....the elves...whell....they hated santa cause he kept drinking
2006-12-04 10:23:28 · answer #10 · answered by Cristhian o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋