"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba..... "
2006-12-04 10:05:20 · 22 answers · asked by Beavis Christ AM 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That is the Bible according to Garf Chapter 17 Verse 12. Special "Hell's Angels" Edition" 1989.
2006-12-04 10:10:46 · answer #1 · answered by Ariel 128 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hunter S. Thompson
Some people will tell you that slow is good -- and it may be, on some days -- but I am here to tell you that fast is better. I've always believed this, in spite of the trouble it's caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba.... - HS Thompson.
2006-12-04 18:09:08 · answer #2 · answered by St. Mike 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Book of Gump
Forrest 12:13
2006-12-04 18:08:04 · answer #3 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Gospel According to Hunter S. Thompson
2006-12-04 18:08:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bubba: I don't know what Bible you are referring too but it is not the "King James Version".
I have never seen a "Satinic: Bible" But that would be more like shot out of a cannon.
2006-12-04 18:13:00 · answer #5 · answered by virginiamayoaunt 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i don't know what kind of Bible you've been reading ! good grief !!!!! i can't believe the silly things that people say on here. have you such a boring life that you have to make an a**out of yourself in order to entertain yourself ?? shame on you. can't you find something other than the Bible and God as your source of idiotic questions ? have some respect for crying out loud !!
2006-12-04 18:23:38 · answer #6 · answered by anndee 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is Obadiah 1:2. Why don't you read it for the actual context?
2006-12-04 18:33:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
18Do not deceive yourselves. If any one of you thinks he is wise by the standards of this age, he should become a "fool" so that he may become wise. 19For the wisdom of this world is foolishness in God's sight. As it is written: "He catches the wise in their craftiness"[a]; 20and again, "The Lord knows that the thoughts of the wise are futile."[b] 21So then, no more boasting about men!
1 Corinthians 3:18-21
2006-12-04 18:12:18 · answer #8 · answered by Daniel L 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Ummm.....I hate to burst your bubble but the author of your "Bible" committed suicide and is burning in hell. You may want to rethink following him unless the thought of jumping into a live spewing volcano and not dying but suffering there forever is appealing to you.
2006-12-04 18:16:22 · answer #9 · answered by Pamela 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I believe that's a verse from the book The Alphabet of Manliness.
2006-12-04 18:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by Axel 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋