Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!" "I've been circumcised." "What's that mean?" "It means they cut the skin off the end." "How old were you when it was cut off?" "My mom said I was two days old." "Did it hurt?" "You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"
2006-12-04 09:56:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
TO TRUE.TO TRUE...
2006-12-04 18:46:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!!!! I heard something similar to that. It was an actual quote that some celebrity said. They said , " After I was born, I was so shocked that I couldn't talk for a year and a half." I thought it was funny.
2006-12-04 18:00:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh!!! Thanks alot! I went to see "The Nativity Story" this weekend and when John the babtist was born someone did somthing to him under a blanket and he started to cry, I asked my mom what he did she wouldn't answer! So thats what happend!..........eww!
2006-12-04 18:01:44 · answer #3 · answered by Geek Burger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL awesome
kinda creepy cause they're five, lol but still really good.
2006-12-04 17:59:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did it hurt?
well it was no skin off my nose
2006-12-04 18:03:52 · answer #5 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-04 18:17:42 · answer #6 · answered by Mz.THang 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great...lol!!!
2006-12-04 17:59:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-12-04 17:58:22 · answer #8 · answered by sandra l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2006-12-04 18:08:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very cute.. and original
2006-12-04 18:49:07 · answer #10 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least it was not a somalian girlie story...
2006-12-04 18:01:33 · answer #11 · answered by ckoisdelir 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋