One day George Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a ridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river. After cleaning up he said, "Boys, you saved the President of the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I'll give it to you." The first boy said, "Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!"
"I'll personally hand it to you," said Mr. Bush. "I'd like a pair of Nike Air Turbos," the second boy said. "I'll buy them myself and give them to you," said the grateful Bush. "And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," said the third boy. "I'll personally ... wait a second, son, you're not handicapped!" the boy replied "No -- but I will be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning."
2006-12-04 09:33:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay, That one really stole the show for me today!
2006-12-04 20:00:06 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 surgeons were swapping stories in a bar. the 1st said " i once saved a world class cyclist after he nearly lost his foot in an accident. he recovered,and finished 5th this year in the tour de france."
the 2nd said " i operated on an olympic class runner who broke every bone in both legs and his pelvis, and he won silver at the last olympics!"
"that's nothing," said the 3rd. " there was this drunken cowboy who got hit by a train. it was such a mess ,we didn't find much but a cowboy hat and the back 1/2 of the horse.....now he's president of the U.S.A.!!!!!"
2006-12-04 10:05:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL was pretty good. What really got me was the image of some guy speeding around in a wheelchair bumping some music. Especially hard rock or metal, as he is hualing *** while barely avoiding hitting people.
2006-12-04 09:40:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny icant stop laughing send me so more went u get the time or email me
2006-12-04 09:41:40 · answer #4 · answered by SWEET GIRL 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been around. till funny.
2006-12-04 09:40:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny....But he is "still drowning" in a sense.
2006-12-04 10:55:10 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA very subtle mate good joke !!
2006-12-04 09:38:49 · answer #7 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thats jokes. :P good one XD.
I'm not even american and i love tat.
2006-12-04 09:38:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes....I love that joke. LMAO.
2006-12-04 09:41:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!!!!!!
2006-12-04 09:57:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋