A friend of a friend told me this.
There are some bands travelling on a plane. The three bassists sit together, and they start chatting about their pieces, their bands.
Then the first bassist says " If I threw this £20 out of the window, someone would be made very happy"
The second one says "Well if I threw these 2 £10 notes out of the window, two people would be made very happy"
The third bassist then says "If I threw these four £5 notes out of the window then four people would be made happy"
The lead singer of one of the bands overhears this, turns round and says "If I threw you three out of the window then the whole plane would be made happy"
What do you think? This can be either a drummer or bassist joke, and as a bassist I think it is awful!
Sensible answers please!
2006-12-04 09:30:49 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This only works if you know that generally bassists/drummers are the most unpopular and picked-on members of any band.
2006-12-04 09:34:22 · update #1
Come on it wasn't that bad! I'm doing my best!
2006-12-04 09:45:03 · update #2
There's always one spoilsport who needs a sense of humor...:-(
2006-12-12 01:06:16 · update #3
Not funny because you cannot throw things out of plane windows, so change it to a bus and it would be better!
2006-12-11 22:40:49 · answer #1 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad!! There aren't many musician jokes around.....
Q: How far behind a guitarist does a drummer usually play?
A: About 1 bar
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A: A Flat Miner
my personal best......!!
Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 10...1 to change the bulb & 9 to work out how Steve Vai would do it
2006-12-04 09:39:49 · answer #2 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All windows on a plane are fastened. And, if someone threw anything out of a plane at an altitude, nobody would benefit from it. At heights anything could happen to an object thrown out , even to a human, what comes down to earth would not be worth anything.
2006-12-11 18:33:29 · answer #3 · answered by vernon s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is supposed to be about politicians, not musicians. Who ever heard of a bassist with money to throw away?
2006-12-04 09:49:14 · answer #4 · answered by Knowledge 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you see when it comes to me you have an issue, i play guitar and sing, when i have the money i buying a bass guitar. i used to play the drums but i really sucked at it and so gave up when i left music school.
So you see in a way i am adopted by all areas of the band
2006-12-10 12:54:41 · answer #5 · answered by Hannie S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw a few five pound notes my way, and I will definitetly like your joke. Or maybe I should say, I will agree with you for 20 quid.
(I don't have the pound note on my computer...I have $$.. American.) Is that sysmbol a pound or the new money?
2006-12-04 10:02:47 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
iz dis a riddle?????????????????????
Cos it aint funny in n e way!
A duck walks into a pub whistling.Barman says ýor in a cheerful mood. I´ve had a great time goin in and out of puddles!
Another duck whistles in.Barman asks again ...... same answer.
Then a sorry lookin duck walks in. Barman asks ´Why aren´t you happy?`
I´m Puddles`!
2006-12-06 07:46:20 · answer #7 · answered by Alig Ator 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to go with summerdaze, it sucks...
It was VERY predictable, and the punch-line wasn't funny.
Overall, 3/10.
2006-12-04 09:37:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i do play bass guitar and so i think it should be a drummer joke...6 outta 10...
2006-12-04 09:35:30 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not that amusing I am sorry to inform you. In fact as a joke it Strums.
2006-12-10 12:20:06 · answer #10 · answered by Birdman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋