2006-12-04 09:29:33 · 9 answers · asked by hottiesocrplaya13 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....Nice children you've got there, are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? ..........Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replied the greeter, " I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
2006-12-04 09:48:04 · answer #1 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love this one!
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke...... And well worth the wait!
> >An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
(Oh this is GOOD!!)
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
2006-12-04 17:32:28 · answer #2 · answered by Sugah 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't. But I think that you can go to http://www.yomama.com. I think that is a place to see a lot of yo mama jokes. Well, smell ya later.
2006-12-04 17:32:50 · answer #3 · answered by LiL_Mizz_MiaMaya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face."
2006-12-04 17:34:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um....... i dont really no if this is funny, but,
Q: how do u make a tissue dance?
A: put a little boogey in it1
its really old. u've prob. already heard it b4.
2006-12-04 17:33:26 · answer #5 · answered by abbybrennan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just heard this one today
what do you call a bommerang that doesnt come back?
a stick
2006-12-04 17:32:24 · answer #6 · answered by chicadelsol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Howmany flies does it take to screw in a light bulb??? Two' but please don't ask me how they got in there.
2006-12-04 17:37:52 · answer #7 · answered by Jocko 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This dyslexic walked into a bra.....
2006-12-04 17:35:09 · answer #8 · answered by BB 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no srry
2006-12-04 17:30:45 · answer #9 · answered by Newest Cullen member 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋