Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.
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how many sadar take to change light? five. 1 under light, 1 on shoulders, 3 to turn sadar under light!
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Girl removed her jenas, threw it at her boyfriend & said "MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WIFE!" Boy removed his jeans too, threw it at the girl & said "Wash both the jeans"
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What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile & when I get tired I put the mirror down..!
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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
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Santa: Wht d guarantee 4 this mirror? Shopkeeper: Throw down frm 100 ft ht, d mirror will not break till 99 ft.! Santa: WOW ~ Thats great.pack 10!!
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2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
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more to come
2006-12-04 09:16:53 · 7 answers · asked by Sohaib ahmad 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those are funny, especially the one about the police lol!!!
2006-12-04 09:19:34 · answer #1 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay... some of them are funny, but why do you write like that, it's really annoying?!
2006-12-04 17:20:33 · answer #2 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, those jokes are too funny! =D
2006-12-04 17:20:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol great jokes
2006-12-04 17:28:24 · answer #4 · answered by teddy bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-04 17:24:32 · answer #5 · answered by Newest Cullen member 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the quick laughs. Pretty funny man.
2006-12-04 17:19:45 · answer #6 · answered by craptastic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing to answer, but thanks for the jokes.
2006-12-04 17:19:57 · answer #7 · answered by saehli 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋