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An American,an Indian and an Russian is in a restaurant.They are talking about what they have developed so far.The American says they can fly their planes above outer space,Russian says they can fly their planes beneath the water level and the Indian says that they can eat food through their nose.The others asked him how they can do that.The Indian told that they eat food just one inch below the nose.

Answer 1

mmmmm....don't rate it much

Answer 2

5/10

Answer 3

that was not indian but a Pakistani.........
ok i have another joke read and enjoy.........
An American,a Chinese And A Pakistani were sitting in a resturant.suddenly a ring tone rang and the american opened his hand and talked 'hello darling,how are you? i will be there after an hour ok bye' and closed his hand after talking.Both Chinese and pakistanis were surprised and asked surprisingly that we couldn't see any mobile phone in his hand so how made voice conservation with his wife.The American laughed and answered them that ' AMERICA is so developed country that we are able to talk without any phone.In my thamb headphone is fixed to hear and in my short finger mic is fixed to talk.....'
after a moment.,again a ring tone was rang ,this time Chinese putted his mouth upon his right shoulder and talked 'chu che pang ro re' After his finishing voice-coservation,now the American and the Pakistanis were surprised.Chinese laughed and told them that 'our country China is so developed that in my shoulder a mic was fixed and in my ear a tiny headphone is fixed to hear'.
Now Pakistani became very worried that his country had no development in the field of communication ,he made a plan and went to toilet.when he returned back,both American and chinese were surprised because they noticed that there was a toilet paper leaning out of his ear.Both asked ,what was that?
He replied,'please keep silence,my wife is dumb so she is sending me a fax '..................
Moral:Pakistanis are great in making False imaginations to show them wiser than all other but....

Answer 4

Rubbish

Answer 5

5 out of 10 for effort

Answer 6

Rubbish

Answer 7

aww poor you,is it something to do with the nose on the plane and the nose on the plain in that case i get it.....i'm just guessing coss it would make more sense....i feel sorry for you so 8 out of 10 for effort.

Answer 8

0 out of 10, Sorry mate, that joke may be nominated for 'Worst Joke Ever'

Answer 9

1 out of 10
its rubbish

Answer 10

It'll probably hit me later, for now I'm not recalling the similar phrase.

Answer 11

I give it a 6.