Saudi Arabia when they stumbled upon a harem filled with gorgeous girls, They went in and were getting really friendly with the harem girls when the sheikh came back and caught them in the act .
He had them tied up and told them each would die in a manner befitting their professions.
"What is your profession" he asked the 1st man. "i'm a police man he said." His peni.s, shoot it off "the sheikh shrieked
"you what is your profession "he asked the 2nd american, "I'm a fireman "he replied, "His pen.is burn it off" bellowed the sheikh
The 3rd guy just stood there smiling.
"why are you smiling, What is your profession" he asked,
the man replied. I am a lollipop salesman.....
2006-12-04 08:46:13 · 13 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
godly....and why not.....
2006-12-04 09:21:07 · update #1
ow what a way to die would love that, im dreaming again ow yes the joke good one 10/10
2006-12-04 09:38:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, that's soooo funny. That last guy will die the happiest death possible for a man.
2006-12-04 16:51:10 · answer #2 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-04 16:51:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Magic. Excellent joke. Poor sucker eh?
2006-12-04 17:49:25 · answer #4 · answered by kev3753 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke will be hard to lick
2006-12-04 17:16:23 · answer #5 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny hahahahaha
2006-12-04 16:52:35 · answer #6 · answered by karebear 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-12-04 16:49:55 · answer #7 · answered by jab92593 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!!!
2006-12-04 16:51:09 · answer #8 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really really good, best one i have read today, well done!
2006-12-04 17:31:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
INTERESTING, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS PEN...IS..LOLLIPOP...IOI
2006-12-04 16:53:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋