An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
2006-12-04 08:40:13 · 15 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh ploppy ur on a right roll pmsl 10/10
2006-12-04 08:50:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious the girls should of learned a lesson after hearing that there was an alligator in the pond
2006-12-04 08:50:13 · answer #2 · answered by karebear 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very good old croc xx
2006-12-04 08:47:54 · answer #3 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another brill joke 10 /10
2006-12-04 09:46:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's funny
2006-12-04 08:52:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u no what i think is funny ur name poope pants hahahahahahahahhaa
2006-12-04 08:49:16 · answer #6 · answered by mkplokiller 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, indeed, funny.
2006-12-04 09:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
iv seen this on here b4,good though
2006-12-04 08:47:26 · answer #8 · answered by BEAVIS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now you know thats funny
2006-12-04 08:49:37 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-12-04 08:43:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋