I smoked marijuana yesterday morning. I have a drug test tomorrow. I am drinking something called "ready clean" by the brand detoxify. Will I pass that **** tomrrow?
2006-12-04 08:36:20 · 6 answers · asked by unkle_sassage 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
You want to know the truth? You shouldn't pee in the cup. You should use a whizzinator. Look em up on the internet. However, some tips. Don't do ANYTHING physicially exertive. Eat alot of food and drink the hell out of the drink. Follow it's instructions completely. The reason you eat and don't do exercise is that you don't want any THC showing up in your urine. THC is stored in your body fat (apitose tissue).
Some hints. They only need a little pee. Don't fill the cup. Catch the pee mid stream, the stuff at the front has been said to have all the contaminants that settle in the bladder.
The more water you drink the better off you generally are because it means that urine will be even more dilluted.
BUT, have you considered that they may do a mouth swab or a hair test? Are you sure it's a pee test?
I'd be careful. One thing, if you DON'T smoke often, people report that the THC will be processed and out of your system alot faster. I've heard it leaving your body in as little as 7 days.
If you fail, ask to take it again. If you are REALLY worried, go to walmart, and spring for a 15 buck home test that morning before you take your pee test. Pee on their marijuana drug test stick and see if you are going to pass or not.
Remember, if you are going to pop positive then don't go to the test, it'll then be on your record and proof you were. If you don't make the test then they'll simply have to re-test you.
The whizzinator is great by the way. Congress hates it because lots of people have used the fake penis and synthetic urine to ace their drug tests.
Good luck. And so sorry you got nailed with this crap.
One other hint... always pay for products like that in cash. Leave no paper trail ever.
2006-12-04 09:03:32 · answer #1 · answered by Brother Crash 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't have smoked marijuana a two days before a drug test. I hope you DO get caught ... for your own good.
But I suppose you want to pass, so check out these websites:
http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/
http://www.passdrugtest.com/
And if you want some more info, just type in "pass drug test" into Google, and you will get TONS of websites dedicated to passing a drug test. Here are a few more:
http://www.cleartest.com/
http://www.passthetest.com/
http://www.drug-testing-solutions.net/
http://www.stardetox.com/
2006-12-04 08:38:34 · answer #2 · answered by Jessica - AKA - Carolina Girl 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I used the same brand when i was on probation. If you follow the directions EXACTLY it will work. When I needed it, it was 3 days after i had smoked so as long as you don't do it wrong, it should work. Good Luck.
2006-12-04 08:40:17 · answer #3 · answered by Danelle 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hash stays in your systm for 28 days my friend , get a friend to piss into a johnny & bring it with you , when your asked for tour sample - give your friends instead , this works ! gud luck
2006-12-04 08:54:49 · answer #4 · answered by philip ham 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short answer: No.
2006-12-04 08:44:46 · answer #5 · answered by Icon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all pot is illegal.
and second of all no. you will not pass it.
pot stays in the blood for weeks after you smoked it.
2006-12-04 08:44:04 · answer #6 · answered by Hannah 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋