An Irish woman walked into a small hardware store and told the owner that she needed a new door handle.
He fetched one and asked: "Do you want a screw for that?"
She looked around the store and said: "No, but I'll blow ya for that toaster over there."
2006-12-04 08:32:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao
your mind is corrupt and i love it lol
2006-12-04 08:41:27 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-12-04 08:35:04 · answer #2 · answered by jab92593 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great, how about, Two sperm swimming along when one says to the other "I'm knackered how far to the womb?" the other says "It's a long way yet mate we only just passed the tonsils!!"
2006-12-04 08:48:55 · answer #3 · answered by abraxas5597 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice and Sweet!
2006-12-04 08:38:37 · answer #4 · answered by Voni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!!! What a whore, selling her body for appliances. Good Show.
2006-12-04 08:36:43 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol bet the men like that one
2006-12-04 08:36:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha I thought she might have been blonde lol!
2006-12-04 08:37:39 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!!! I'm emailing that one out right now!
2006-12-04 08:35:12 · answer #8 · answered by Luvatlanta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-12-04 08:35:01 · answer #9 · answered by what? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny too!
2006-12-04 08:45:04 · answer #10 · answered by rollodecriente 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋