One day, three friends went to this "A Dublin Strip Club." One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a €10 bill. The "dancer" came over to them, and the one friend licked the €10 and put it on her butt.
Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a €50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the €50, and puts it on her other cheek.
Now the attention is focused on the third guy.
He got out his wallet, thought for a minute... then got out his ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and headed for the door.
2006-12-04 08:15:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao thats superb well done girl xx
2006-12-04 08:20:44 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IM(her)AO!! This kind a (Hole in the wall / hole in the ???) ATM Machine be priceless!
Possible draw backs are card contamination damage and multiple swipes not possible and best sprinting ability required...
However, main advantages are:
a) not only does it look and feel really nice
b) it presents itself & shows ya da money upfront (or up rear) 1st.
Cheers Always ...
2006-12-04 16:59:29 · answer #2 · answered by Gem of Wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know that young lady. if the man with the ATM car had looked closter, he would have noticed a magnetic card reader. guess where that young lady is off to this very moment?
2006-12-04 16:24:22 · answer #3 · answered by baje3000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. You always have a joke to make me laugh, keep 'em coming.
2006-12-04 16:18:50 · answer #4 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Swish, Swish--Ha Ha!
2006-12-04 16:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by Voni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO lol u always got dem gd jokes lol
2006-12-04 16:28:03 · answer #6 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha I woulda done the same thing lol!!!! Too funny!!! You're on a roll girl!
2006-12-04 16:22:52 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats swish!!
2006-12-04 16:17:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff. Now I know why you're "always laughing".
2006-12-04 16:19:08 · answer #9 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he must have been a scotsman from aberdeen tight bugger great joke by the way
2006-12-04 17:58:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋