1.Maynard James Keenan is our only living prophet. John Lennon was his predescesor.
2.The Sabbath is on Monday because Sundays are for football and barbecue.
3.We fully accept evolution as the most viable theory of diversity in species.
4.We do not claim to know anything of the existence (or lack of) any deity.
5.On the sabbath (mon.) instead of going to a church we each take part in activities to make the world a better place.
IE help the homeless, pick up litter, read to children
6.Alex Grey is the official artist of spiritual matters.
7.Education can in no way be hindered by any preconceived notions as this would eliminate any future exploration and learning.
8.All other religious beliefs will be given their proper respect.
9.We will not 'borrow' any other religion's stories or rituals and call them our own: official term "religious plagairism"
10.All prayer should be directed towards one's inner self since you are the only one who can help you.
2006-12-04 07:24:04 · 15 answers · asked by bc_munkee 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well you fundies sure are a fun bunch. It's all fire and brimstone with you people.
2006-12-04 07:28:46 · update #1
mmm BBQ....errrr um. well..that sounds like a NON religion..why should it need to be named?
but if you must....>BBQism!<
ha ha...sorry i like BBQ!
2006-12-04 07:28:16 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry you feel that way! There was a time when I felt the same way! As a teenager I was very much against Christianity. But now, there is just too many things that lead me to think otherwise! I don't believe the universe created itself! That is theoretically impossible! And there are alot of things on Earth and in space that science cannot explain! But in America you can believe what you want! Man! Freedom feels good doesn't it?
2006-12-04 15:46:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The all knowing Spiritual Universal American way of life Church. or. The Last Chance Baptist Church for Non Believers
2006-12-04 15:28:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call it John Madden Darwinism
2006-12-04 15:27:57 · answer #4 · answered by Jose 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Munkeeism
2006-12-04 15:25:26 · answer #5 · answered by Quantrill 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
First, it wouldn't be a "religion", it would be a personal code of ethics.
Nothing wrong with your code of ethics, they are good, and if that is all you need for your soul, then God Bless.
2006-12-04 15:36:57 · answer #6 · answered by June smiles 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Death and Hell
Revelation 20:14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
2006-12-04 15:27:03 · answer #7 · answered by readthekjv1611@sbcglobal.net 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Stupidism
2006-12-04 15:26:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Pancakeism.... I don't know, it's what I thought of... Maybe Burgerism or Steakism.... I think it's time for lunch lol.
2006-12-04 15:27:47 · answer #9 · answered by lavos1412 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How about YAR (Yet another religion)
2006-12-04 15:26:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋