I'm being honest when I say this made me laugh..
Jack and Dan work together and are good friends while at work. Outside of work they live different lives. One day, Jack and Dan are in the breakroom relaxing and drinking coffee when Jack asks
"Hey Dan can I ask you a personal question?"
"It depends, how personal?"
"Not very. Just wondering if you keep any secrets from your wife?"
"Oh no. I tell my wife everything."
"Really. Then let me ask you this. If you went camping in the woods. You got all drunk and passed out, and in the morning you woke up with scrapes all on your knees and hands. And coming out of your butt was a used condom! Would you tell your wife that?"
"Hell no!" Yelled Dan
"Okay fair enough.. (Pauses a few seconds) Hey Dan, Wanna go camping?"
(No, Emzie, I don't like bum sex.. Eww..) lol..
2006-12-04 07:22:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol, no worries Emzie.. At least you were joking.. I hope haha.. Don't be sorry.. It's cool =)
Keep smiling..
2006-12-04 07:28:41 · update #1
That is the butt of all jokes!
2006-12-04 07:49:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A new one but not very funny, sorry!
2006-12-04 07:25:59 · answer #2 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo, that's so funny!! Nice job.
2006-12-04 08:12:15 · answer #3 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was better!! lol
(sorry about the bum sex comment!)
2006-12-04 07:27:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You would have to be more than camp to want to go !
2006-12-04 08:47:34 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why not ggo camping in the woods
2006-12-04 07:35:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha its everything,dirty long and funny
2006-12-04 07:45:05 · answer #7 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was so bad that it is good.
2006-12-04 07:25:35 · answer #8 · answered by mark j 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny but dirty.
2006-12-04 07:26:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-12-04 07:53:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋