Only if I were to do it, and I won't
2006-12-04 07:11:10 · 16 answers · asked by rentsdew 2 in Pets ➔ Cats
I just have to respond because I am completely humored by some of the answers on here. Kudos to those fokes for having such wit.
2006-12-04 10:18:19 · answer #1 · answered by Ember B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the real question that should be asked is how can your wife snuff you and make it look like an accident?
2006-12-04 11:27:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, your wife's cat posted on here an hour ago, asking how it could snuff you, and make it look like an accident.
2006-12-04 07:20:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
You take up archery. You go out in the back yard and have the cat out there with you. When the wife is away, you stick a sharp stick through it, accidentally!
The wife will be distraught, but she will know not to mess with you when your out practicing. Then you tell her that from Oct. to Dec. you have to practice in the woods. It's safer there.
2006-12-04 07:21:56 · answer #4 · answered by Cabana C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I knew where you lived I could show you what I would do to do the same thing to you...of course I wouldn't but I would sure teach you a lesson about what happens when I find people who have been cruel to animals
2006-12-04 08:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Locate the cat. Pretend to trip, and make it so that you land with your face near the cat. You should be able to sniff it without your intentions being known now!
2006-12-04 07:14:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You mean dip the cat into your lower lip and chew him like tobacco?
That would be very unhygienic!
I suggest you let the cat be!
2006-12-04 07:19:44 · answer #7 · answered by Barrett G 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well the diplomatic way is to drive across town or the next town even better and give it to the humane society. maybe they can adopt it out to some other loving family.. and just tell her it ran away..
2006-12-04 07:14:58 · answer #8 · answered by Mintee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you just take the cat off and turn it over to a shelter instead....
2006-12-04 07:26:15 · answer #9 · answered by daisyduke_205 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont do that
try to find it a good home or give it to a humane society
2006-12-04 09:14:56 · answer #10 · answered by stephie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋