There was a nun that needed a ride so she waved down a taxi. The driver pulled up and took the nun where she needed to go. During the ride the man said to the nun, "You're pretty hot, for a nun!"
The nun thanked the man by asking him if he'd like to have sex with her. He agreed and the nun said, "only under one condition, you mustn't be married, you mustn't have kids, and it must be anal sex!" So the two people got out and had anal sex for hours and did not stop for anything (once you pop the fun don't stop... til one of you gets tired!) After they were sweaty enough, they got in the cab and continued driving!
The man got very guilty and told the nun that he was married and had two kids! The nun said, "That's ok because my name is Bob and I'm on my way to a costume party!"
Ewww o_O
2006-12-04 07:08:16 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Erm.. No Emzie.. Eww.. lol.. o_O
2006-12-04 07:24:56 · update #1
Really good - original!! ;¬)
2006-12-04 07:15:37 · answer #1 · answered by Mushin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The two nuns I heard about were walking through the woods when they got jumped by a couple of rapists while the deed was being done the first nun said 'forgive them lord for they know not what they do!' the other one said 'This one does!', anyway after it was over the nuns continued on their way, the first nun says ' I wonder what the mother superior will say when we tell her we have been raped twice!' 'twice' says the other 'it was only once'
'yes' says the first nun,'but we will be coming back this way wont we?'
2006-12-04 07:38:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm going to cost it as 5/10. A cop pulls over a motor vehicle load of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, it particularly is a fifty 5 MPH highway. Why are you going so sluggish?" The Sister replies, "Sir, I observed a super style of symptoms that mentioned 40-one, no longer fifty 5." The cop solutions, "Oh, Sister, this isn't any longer the value decrease, that's the call of the line you're on!" The Sister says, "Oh! stupid me! thank you for letting me understand. i'm going to be extra careful." At this element, the cop looks in the backseat the place the different nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's incorrect including your acquaintances decrease back there? they're shaking some thing adverse." The Sister solutions, "Oh, we only have been given off highway one hundred and one."
2016-10-14 00:10:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those people will get it in the end, believe me.
heres a quickie.
A new Father to the parish had just finished his first walk through the worst part of town, where he had been asked numerous times by the girls,
“Father, how about a quickie, $50”
A bit nieve, when he got back to the church, he called Mother Superior and asked her,
“Mother Superior, what is a quickie?”
“$50, just like downtown”
2006-12-04 07:56:50 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like another nun with bad habits !
2006-12-04 08:54:57 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
About a 7-heard it before, still funny
2006-12-04 07:11:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, this is a good joke but it's like the 50th time it has been put up here.
2006-12-04 08:16:46 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-12-04 07:10:28 · answer #8 · answered by Marin S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 yeah i like it very funny
2006-12-04 07:16:03 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats sad are you10 stand in the corner and face the wall
2006-12-04 07:51:06 · answer #10 · answered by cartman 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought it was quite funny
2006-12-04 07:29:46 · answer #11 · answered by woteva 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋