There was a City cop on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little boy said, "He sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it.
"The young boy looked up at the cop and said "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse not on top."
2006-12-04 07:00:28 · 18 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And the award goes to you!!! Best joke this week.
2006-12-04 08:09:54 · answer #1 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a horse with 2 dicks !
2006-12-04 08:56:44 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Thought it was the arsehole goes under the tail ,not on top.
2006-12-04 07:26:54 · answer #3 · answered by burtbb0912 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the best I've heard!Great job!
2006-12-04 07:34:10 · answer #4 · answered by Sparkle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg...how hilariously funny...you have made me laugh so hard I have a headache.
2006-12-04 08:24:00 · answer #5 · answered by chilover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-04 08:48:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha very funny lol
2006-12-04 07:24:47 · answer #7 · answered by sully 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great! got me laughing.
2006-12-04 07:24:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it it made me laugh
2006-12-04 07:16:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-12-04 07:09:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋