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Well, I did that once... Put them in a room with a few typewriters and I'll be damned.....they typed up a few lines of Shakespeare...

2006-12-04 06:59:08 · answer #1 · answered by ExpertOfNothing 3 · 2 0

Hmm . . . an interesting philosophical question. Personally, I would have to sort out the problem of flying feces before I would attempt to have monkeys as slaves. A simplistic solution would be for them to wear diapers. However, wouldn't these monkeys be capable of removing a diaper if they are capable of complex tasks?

Flying poo. A more common and widespread problem than first thought.

(Oh, and I believe the comment below this one is directed at me. I couldn't resist pointing out the irony of this comment: He suggested that I check a dictionary first. Listen son, "shud" is spelled incorrectly. It's "should".)

2006-12-05 11:34:19 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. Funkenstein 2 · 0 0

Yes. monkeys have way too short an attention span. They'd forget your bidding before they got around to doing it.

2006-12-05 01:21:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Absolutely! have we learned nothing from our past? It's wrong to enslave an living being.

2006-12-04 15:13:13 · answer #4 · answered by tysexy25 2 · 0 0

There's nothing wrong with wanting to. Do what you like within your own mind.

Now actually doing it. Well that may be wrong. But if successful it could at least be entertaining. Let me know how it works out for you.

2006-12-04 15:10:00 · answer #5 · answered by J 4 · 0 0

I think this guy is suffering from Superiority complex...
you think you are the most intelligent person on this planet.
And yeah..
you said in one of my "Questions" that ..
is 'DENSEST' really a word ..
dear before asking a stupid ques you shud have checked your dictionary.
I pity that your vocabulary is too low..
and next time when you are going to do this typa of stupid act..
think b4 doing it.
Ok ???

Take Care.

2006-12-06 01:57:15 · answer #6 · answered by zubi k 2 · 0 0

You're not serious, are you? Because if you're just trying to be funny you have succeeded. :) But no, if you are serious it would really be a pain because you'd have to teach them and that might take a while. Best to do things on your own. :)

2006-12-04 17:27:20 · answer #7 · answered by Didi B. 2 · 0 0

No...can you get me a couple too, I can't seem to get anything accomplished around here....

2006-12-04 17:34:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes you are wrong...

2006-12-04 15:06:01 · answer #9 · answered by amy 3 · 0 0

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